Written by ultrajectum at 21:40 20/4-2013
OMG got to pee... need water... Ouch my head.. the lights are so bright.... Oooof so dizzy... Toilet first.. Can;t pee standing up must sit down... Mobile phone check the racebreaks of the riders. What the fruck!!! I got robbed!!! where is my cash!!! Still nude i went down the stairs and saw a guy sleeping on the couch. O hell I must still be asleep and dreaming, kicked the dude untill he woke up.
“Ah Buongiorno Mister Pees, thank you for giving me a chance to be a pro-cyclist”
Seriously, how much did I drink last night? Who the fuck are you and what did i tell you?
“ah your were riding your bike home, mr Pees, and you were struggling with the headwind and I started to ride in front of you as a windbreaker, and after a few km you offered me a job in your team”
So there my money went! It started to come back to me.
Note to self: no more scouting and hiring after binge-drinking
oh and the rider:
Name: Leonardo Moriaco
Nation: Italy
Age: 21 years
Birthday: Day 69
Team Spirit: 89%
Experience: Level 1
ultrajectum since 20/04-2013
OCM Tour Rank: 4646 th
OCM Tour Points: 0
Italy Tour Rank: 123 rd
Average Skill: 30
Potential:
CL: None
DH: Small
HL: Small
SP: Good
FR: Very good
CB: None
TT: None
TQ: Small
Subscribers: 31
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Leather pants with round hole on the butt: 1500 $
Hookers:
352.000 $
pfff
Training:
156.500 $
:P
Scouting:
36.000 $
A lot pees, a lot. You even wanted to scout Karl Tschumperlin..
and true story.. i really could not remember hiring him. on the dark side, no idea how many i scouted :)
Just keep it with beer and you will be fine.
could be a real nice sprinter on his own, eve. Well played, drunken pees. Give sober pees a run for his money!
If there were a newspaper route in the job section that guy would be awsome :)
I told you; take the bus.
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